wifepenis:

everything about this image so clearly dates it perfectly i feel like i’m examining the rings on a great and majestic oak tree

obelixetcompagnie:

obelixetcompagnie:

obelixetcompagnie:

obelixetcompagnie:

I feel like the only person not tempted to use ChatGPT like it doesn’t even occur to me as an option

Anyway shoutout to the person next to me who just got GPT to do their whole essay. I know you’re in the trenches.

am-radio:

“the horrors” is such a good phrase for when anyone experiences anything. going to work? thats the horrors. thinking about a really awful time of your life? the horrors. waking up before youre supposed to and not being able to fall back asleep? also the horrors

victusinveritas:

suede-self-titled-album-deactiv:

before you post, remember S.T.O.P.!!!!

• are you SEXUALIZING that old man?
• does that old man TURN you ON?
• POST.

cristalplanetheart:

archipelagoofliterarynonsense:

I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme

torianu:

The Plaque Series

The concept art of Jenny Holzer.

severalowls:

melevlahi:

severalowls:

I think people sometimes forget that the Crazy Frog was literally a TV ad spot for a novelty ringtone. Which is such an unbelievably specific bygone era that its easier to imagine it as some kind of internet meme animation.

And then it was so wildly popular that the creators overlaid some of the sound effects onto bestselling 1984 movie soundtrack song “Axel F” and it was SO popular that people just imagine the song was written for the ringtone ad frog. From when you paid for ringtones. On TV.

Wait, it WASNT meme animation?? I thought it was just like that gummy bear song 😭

So I have some news for you about the gummy bear song…

faggottranssexual:

we need to be talking about veins!! girl theres wires in us!!!

morsaclizombi:

anais-ninja-bitch:

heretomemeyouraesthetic:

meltedmountains:

Doctors explaining hysteria in 1846

this is literally the only funny thing i have ever seen in my life, which includes a summa cum laude BA in the history of art

bulbafren:

play-now-my-lord:

FOOD HUBRIS BY COUNTRY
america: believes their shitty local burger chain is a once-in-a-lifetime culinary experience because their mayo includes onion paste
canada: if your poutine tastes better than the styrofoam plate it comes on you will discover the cold rage that lies under the canadian’s polite exterior
united kingdom: despite thriving and unique fusion cuisines spreading from the UK to the rest of the world in recent decades, when asked to think of ‘british food’ the average UK citizen will start a fight over whether cold beans with a modest side of white bread is haute cuisine
france: McDo Ortolan Bunting
italy: extremely mad about american versions of italian food. blissfully ignorant of what happens in brazil
brazil: if the scientific genius applied to making cronenbergian pizzas were applied to anything else, brazilians would all be commuting to jobs on the moon. They have pizza that can feel pain
russia: obviously mayonnaise is the perfect topping for all foodstuffs, this is solved. The question is what to put on top of mayonnaise, and it might never be answered
germany: less a joke than a fact: the single most produced numbered Volkswagen part is a standardized currywurst

VOLKSWAGEN CURRYWURST IS REAL IM FLIPPING OUT

jellyfishmakeoutparty:

a post for all of my fellow jelly enthusiasts